I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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