ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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