We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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