My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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