69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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