Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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