Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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