What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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