Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
