Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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