How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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