I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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