I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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