Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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