please come you make the beer taste better
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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