There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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