Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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