His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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