the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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