is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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