White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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