If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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