i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Drake has all the answers
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
