Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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