i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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