im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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