i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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