That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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