So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
