I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Floor bacon is actually really good
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