ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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