real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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