How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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