drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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