Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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