I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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