The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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