the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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