Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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