Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Green mimosas i think yes
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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