Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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