is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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