Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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