idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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