i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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