this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
its not stalking. its research.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
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