the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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