also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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