I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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