ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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