If i come over, it means nothing
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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