Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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